Hi,
I am not a fan of lists.
They are dull.
And rarely rewarding.
But I am a writer.
And a problem solver.
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So here is a list.
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​I said writer...
I'm also an art director.
...And a creative director.
I could also add, mildly celebrated author & illustrator.
But chiefly I love ideas.
Ideally, the problem-solving kind.
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Over the years I have been lucky enough to bring a few into the world.
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Like creating one of the world's most shared memes.
A response to the London riots, that spawned a book, worldwide news coverage, and was shared 6 million times. In a week.
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Or creating an adventure book series.
To inspire kids away from their screens.
Now translated in over 22 languages.
Film rights...pending.
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There's the traditional stuff, too.
Award-winning TV & print campaigns.
And one's I can't even mention.​
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World-first music videos? Check.
That were actually ads. Check.
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There have been launches.
Like giffgaff.
Making it one of the
fastest growing mobile networks in history.
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We even freed 10,000 chickens.
A battery hen for every mobile unlocked.
Slightly weird, but it worked.
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And start ups.
Like the feel good bakery.
Buy a sandwich. Feed a child in need.
78,502 meals, so far.
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Even a few world records.
Like the world's largest fruit-powered battery for Innocent drinks.​
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And the world's coldest portrait.
With Wim Hof.
Yes, that's me drawing.
🥶
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And finally, I hope, one more.
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A list.
That you have read to the end.
Without too much pain.​
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Thank you for reading.
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Ideas.
And lists.
Readily available.
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"Teddy is not an adman.
Which is why he is good at it."
Clive Pickering
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"Not as good as me.
But getting there."
Neil Dawson
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"A complete original."
Steve Henry
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"Mad."
Paul Arden
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"Very good. But I prefer his books."
Andre Moriera







